Saturday, February 16, 2013

Pictures from Seoul


























P.S. I just bought some deodorant at a local store in Itaewon and you'll never guess what I found on the shelves.

 . . . 

If you guessed Girl Scout cookies, you would be right.  Also, you have some scary "The Shining"-esque powers, so there's that.  Anyhoo, dayum, Girl Scouts.  Maybe there IS something to all that "teaching entrepreneurial spirit" bullshit after all.

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Goodbye, futon.

Well, that's it, sports fans.  I'm leaving Japan today.  Next stop: Korea!

Where my siblings at?

I said, WHERE MY SIBLINGS AT?

Saturday, February 9, 2013





Some Japan things I did:

--Tokyo really does look great at night.
--Heated toilet seats.  Built-in bidets.  One setting for manparts, one for ladyparts.
--Employees bow when they enter the main floor of the department store from the back room.
--Foot-wide grooved pathways on every city sidewalk/crosswalk and in every subway for the blind.
--Grocery stores in the basements of malls.  The chocolate & sweets section oh my jesus.
--Machines in front of ramen restaurants where you choose and pay for a meal ticket.
--Conveyor belt sushi.
--Makoto Aida at the Mori Museum and the 360 degree observation deck on the 53rd floor.
--Amuse Museum, touching hundred-year-old clothes.
--Traditional dances at the National Theater.
--The 1945 articles of surrender at the Edo-Tokyo Museum.
--Akihabara electric town.
--Harajuku on Sunday.
--More historical shopping streets than you can shake a stick at, seriously.
--Kawasaki showroom at the Maritime Museum.
--Shinjuku, Shibuya (and its giant 8-ways-at-once intersection!), all known brands plus all others.
--Ginza (& spotted the Kabuki-za).
--Tempura made in front of me by a guy who knew tempura.
--Tsukiji fish market before dawn and a sushi breakfast.
--Circumambulating the Imperial palace moat.
--Kyoto temples and shrines.
--Mister Donut.
--Pachinko.
--Kobe Osaka Aquarium and the whale shark.
--"One Piece" special manga exhibition with Nori.
--Flights of Japanese craft beers  Keep trying, Japan.
--Himeji Castle and a historical town afterward.
--Chinese food.
--Kobe beef.
--Endless oysters caught the same day.
--Yasukuni Shrine and the flea market outside.
--Asakusa and Sensoji Temple.
--Bean jam buns.  One for each hand.  The lady scoped me out and didn't bother with a bag.
--Yokoamichi Park and the Tokyo Air Raid Memorial.
--Roppongi Kingyo and the new half show.
--Roppongi Hills, where I saw "Tokyo Family" at the movie theater and got popcorn in a seat tray!
--Japanese-style curry at Bondy.  And then Japanese-style curry at Bondy.
--Drink machines every few blocks that dispense cold *and hot* bottled or canned beverages.
--$3 for a small coffee.  $1.75 for a Starbucks-style convenience store chilled latte drink.
--Street signs in English, subway signs in English, subway announcements in English . . . I am lucky to speak English.
--Hiking in Kobe.
--Stuffed dessert crepe on the street.
--In the passenger seat of a Prius on the wrong side.
--Explaining the Bell monopoly via stick figures to Nori's tolerant, non-fluent mother.

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Some Japan Photos






In my 10 days in Tokyo, I only took a single picture.  Then my friend Nori Yasui got up in my grill about that, so I've been more camera-happy in Kobe (and Kyoto and Okayama).  And I have Nori to thank for the shots of me.


Nori wasn't happy I made him climb all the stairs to the top of this Kyoto cemetery (words were exchanged), but then he took this picture of what we saw at the top:











 Himeji Castle, where, thanks to a renovation, we were actually able to stand on a viewing dock and see the highest roof ornaments from only a few feet away (Nori poses with his mother, who, despite her size, is the reason I will lose no weight in Japan):


And speaking of which, we went to an oyster fishery a few hours from the house and lunched at a place where we just threw shellfish on the charcoal grill next to our table until they opened.  We were practically eating them right out of the sea.  After we couldn't eat another oyster (seriously, not a SINGLE OYSTER MORE--that's how many oysters we had), we took the rest home to eat with Kobe beef and other teppanyaki treats the next day.




Eat your hearts out, George Rhoads and Boston Museum of Science fans!!!!





Saturday, February 2, 2013

in case you guys hadn't read this already, it's Taibbi's second installment on our new SEC chief, re-touching on her possible collusion with then-SEC head Paul Berger and Enforcement Head Linda Thomsen to effectively wreck the insider trading investigation of MOrgan Stanley then-CEO JOhn Mack.

Investigating SEC agent Gary Aguirre's criminal case is swapped out by SEC officials for a cheap civil penalty, Aguirre is fired for frivolously creating the hassle (he sued successfully for wrongful termination) and Berger lands a cushy job at D&P.

White observes that Berger's inclination to aggressiveness might have harmed his viability in the private sector, that they performed extensive due diligence to screen any for any backlash that might accompany his hire. 

Taibbi's theses remain:  SEC and Wall Street are thick with revolving door corruption, and the federal nomination of Mary Jo White has just brought it full circle.

Bring the pain!

http://www.rollingstone.com/politics/blogs/taibblog/new-sec-chief-mary-jo-white-thinks-the-government-should-bring-cases-to-a-point-20130130

Friday, February 1, 2013

I mostly forgive One Direction for all previous douchebaggery

(for previous douchebaggery see evidence a and evidence b)
But this video is the best.

It's a great pop song with a ridiculous music video that makes fun of pop videos. And look at their skinny little bodies! D'awww



And I'm not even sorry that 2 out of four of my blog posts have been about One Direction.  HBDGAF. Also, thanks for joining us, Will.